J.B. Holmes Becomes The Poster Boy For Golf Obliviot

The PGA Tour’s tepid (okay, non-existent) policies on slow play was embarrassingly outed on national TV Sunday at the Farmers Insurance Open. Heck, the final group took over SIX HOURS to finish the final round and was a hole behind. Six flipping hours!! That’s simply unacceptable on a warm, dry day no matter the breeze–which wasn’t ridiculous.

Then, noted Tour snail J.B.Holmes added another incredulous salvo to the Tour’s inept policies on slow play. He was in the last group with Ryan Palmer and Alex Noren. After his drive found the fairway, Holmes (one of the Tour’s longest hitters) was figuring out whether to go for the green or layup on the par-5 from 238-yards. Mind you, Holmes was two-down from a playoff. So, after FOUR MINUTES, TEN SECONDS he lays up! Sorry, you aren’t making up two strokes by laying up pal.

Anyway, Noren (who could’ve won with eagle or tie Jason Day with a birdie) is essentially iced while waiting. Holmes lays up, Noren then goes for the green with 3-wood. No doubt miffed over the delay, he probably red-assed his shot over the green. However, in that case Noren should’ve told Holmes to “take all the time you want a–hat, I’m gonna play out of turn.”

Even the gallery started booing as Holmes took his sweet time waiting for the wind to calm down.

Meanwhile, everyone went berserk–including fellow Tour pros.

To win?!?! I don’t think so.

The PGA Tour Player Handbook and Tournament Regulations states that “a player is permitted 40 seconds to play a stroke.” It allows an additional 10 seconds for a variety of situations, none of them applicable here. It would have had to allow for an additional 3½ minutes to accommodate Holmes.

I think every single added expense for extending the playoff to today should be sent Holmes’ way to pay the freight. Sorry is as sorry does. But, the PGA Tour also needs to finally man up and start assessing penalty strokes (forget the lame fines–these guys make too much coin).

The whole affair just smells. Badly.