The Always Entertaining Anonymous Pro Survey Delivers Again

The Anonymous Pro Survey from Golf.com is an annual must-read. Give anyone the cloak of anonymity and you’ll receive gold.

Such is the case again as the new one posted today. Topics include who will win more majors; Jordan or Justin, ever play a tournament with a hangover, has an unruly fan cost you a shot, did ya vote for Trump and do you respect Brandel Chamblee’s opinion.

The entire survey is worth your time

FROM THIS POINT ON, WHO WILL WIN MORE MAJORS: JORDAN SPIETH OR JUSTIN THOMAS?

JORDAN: 29%
JUSTIN: 68%
UNDECIDED: 3%

“Jordan is chasing history. He simply wants it more.”
“Justin’s got a chip on his shoulder. He doesn’t want to be known as ‘Jordan’s little buddy’ anymore.”

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED A TOURNAMENT ROUND HUNGOVER?

YES: 46%
NO: 54%

“I shot 61 hungover.”
“I was 8-under through 13 one time, and then made a mess of it.”
“I made the weekend on the number, shot 60 on Saturday with a hangover and won the tournament.”
“The entire 2014 season.”
“I did on the Champions Tour. Does that count?”

HAS UNRULY FAN BEHAVIOR EVER COST YOU A SHOT?

YES: 53%
NO: 47%

“Every. Single. Week.”
“Not enough people are ever watching me.”

DID YOU VOTE FOR TRUMP?

YES: 56%
NO: 12%
INELIGIBLE: 18%
DIDN’T VOTE: 14%

“He was the lesser of two evils.”

DO YOU RESPECT BRANDEL CHAMBLEE’S OPINIONS?

YES: 64%
NO: 27%
DON’T KNOW/NO COMMENT: 9%

“Say what you want, but the guy does his homework.”
“I played with him and he wasn’t that good.”
“The Tiger bashing gets old and ruins a bit of his credibility.”

WOULD YOU TAKE ONE MAJOR OR 10 TOUR WINS?

ONE MAJOR: 36%
10 TOUR WINS: 64%

“Depends if it’s 10 Puerto Rico Opens.”
“I’ll take history over padding my bank account.”
“Would you rather win $10+ million or $1.85 million in the lottery? All about the cash.”
“Which major?”

WHO HAS THE MOST NATURAL TALENT?

DUSTIN JOHNSON: 40%
BUBBA WATSON: 14%
TIGER WOODS: 12%
RORY MCILROY: 12%
JUSTIN THOMAS: 4%
ANTHONY KIM: 4%
NO CHOICE/OTHER: 14%

“Dustin is a freak of nature.”